Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 3-0 | 511.70 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | LOX | 3-0 | 518.55 | 0.997 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 2-1 | 456.40 | 0.770 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 1-2 | 433.90 | 0.683 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 1-2 | 396.05 | 0.681 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
 | Pollard Greens | 1-2 | 477.00 | 0.669 | 7 | 3 | 6 | 7 |
 | Taco Terriers | 1-2 | 393.65 | 0.625 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 2-1 | 430.75 | 0.574 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 10 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 1-2 | 388.10 | 0.473 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 9 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-3 | 382.05 | 0.392 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 8 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 3-0 | 471.35 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 2-1 | 476.60 | 0.859 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 3 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 1-2 | 481.50 | 0.848 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 2 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 2-1 | 394.10 | 0.714 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-1 | 400.50 | 0.672 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 2-1 | 351.65 | 0.665 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-2 | 424.65 | 0.620 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 5 |
 | High Flyers | 1-2 | 431.75 | 0.593 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 8 |
 | Show Stoppers | 1-2 | 452.30 | 0.538 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 9 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-3 | 349.75 | 0.342 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | La Flama Blanca | 3-0 | 509.40 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 2-1 | 491.00 | 0.960 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-1 | 494.20 | 0.939 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | Soul Finger | 3-0 | 452.90 | 0.821 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 6 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-1 | 431.30 | 0.804 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-2 | 421.85 | 0.674 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 5 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 2-1 | 389.60 | 0.620 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 8 |
 | Zoomies | 0-3 | 374.15 | 0.467 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-3 | 378.90 | 0.410 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 10 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-3 | 339.45 | 0.368 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 3-0 | 501.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 2-1 | 472.05 | 0.939 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 3-0 | 450.15 | 0.765 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
 | Defending Champion | 1-2 | 449.90 | 0.722 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-1 | 421.65 | 0.711 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 5 |
 | What's Football? | 1-2 | 427.70 | 0.695 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 3 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-2 | 423.60 | 0.612 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 6 |
 | Awesome Abby | 2-1 | 412.60 | 0.532 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 10 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-3 | 357.05 | 0.423 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 7 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-3 | 372.60 | 0.396 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
