Bolsheviks got a big win over the Teddy Ruxpins last week in what could end up determining which of those teams miss the Toilet Bowl.  To follow-up that big win, Bolsheviks have entered a lineup with no Defense today and he’s probably out hunting.  I hope the deer win.

At one point, Justin Tucker was the best player on Balls of Hate and led them to a championship.  Last week, he cost them their matchup against Turbo.  Turbo won by 1.4 points.  Tucker’s missed XP, subtracting one from Balls’ score instead of adding one, was the difference.  This week Team Blitz-Craig gets to rub salt in their wound.  Balls had 2 TEs, Tucker Kraft and George Kittle.  One of them is going to play this week and it’s not Kittle.  At least they still have Ameer Abdullah.

As it should be, we had game last week that was decided by the head coach!  Mad Dogs beat Hairbear by 3.24.  Their HC outscored Hairbear’s 5-0. 

The Hamburg Hooligans are up against it this week with injuries and byes.  They probably don’t have enough to knockoff Horseshoe Up Their Ass T**m H**s.

Turbo will try to have the lowest score of the week against the Ruxpins, who of course probably offered everyone in the league this week one last terrible trade offer ahead of today’s deadline.

Trash Pandas were so good for the early part of the season, but they are just barely hanging on right now.  They need a big win this week and might just squeak it out against nWo.  But a 37-point hole already, thanks mostly to Saquon Barkley, doesn’t make it seem very likely.

The Nigerian Yaks were the recipient of one of Rux’s terrible trade proposals this week.  To make it more offensive, Rux didn’t even include any free agent bucks in the offer. 

Liq-ourballs couldn’t even talk shit correctly last week and had to edit his message to try to avoid further embarrassment.  He’ll try to take the attention off of his weak trash talking ability by beating up on Hairbear this week, who didn’t bother starting their kicker.  But it won’t matter anyway.  (Commissioner’s Note – I’m not here to fix anybody’s dumb mistakes).

Shock Value hasn’t quite clinched a playoff spot yet and this week, they will fall even closer to the rest of the pack.  I’m cheering for them to collapse.  Shock Value and playoffs just don’t sound right.