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Week 9 Preview

By The Commissioner Sun Nov 3 11:54am CT
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He's a useless TE

Just past the halfway point of the regular season and there are 9 teams that are either in first place or just a game out.  There are another 4 that are within 2 games of the division lead.  Realistically, every team with more than 2 wins still has a shot at their division. 

That’s especially true in the HH North.  The only problem is, at some point some teams in that division will actually have to wins some games.  Last week, the entire division lost to the HH South.  Nice effort.

Can a team from the North win a game this week?  I think so.  The Bolsheviks are terrible and Balls of Hate are in first, so that is logically the first place to look.  Much like real football, fantasy football doesn’t make any sense sometimes.  It won’t be T**m H**s.  A few days after spending $29 more than they needed to for Josh Downs, H**s will lose to the Ruxpins who are always willing to trade like $13 FAAB for the small price of your two best players.  Blitz-Craig will also win.  I will always pick the team with two starting RBs against a team starting two guys that barely play in real life.  Turbo is slowly becoming who we all know them to be and will lose again this week.  That will be their 4th loss in a row (including one against the Yaks).  The Hamburg Hooligans will win their third in a row and are finally starting to look like a team that will be trouble in the postseason.

The matchups between the East-West were almost as one-sided.  Three of the four HH East teams won.  The only HH West team to win was nWo, was helped by Mad Dogs not playing the correct QB.  They started Jordan Love and his 1.92 points and left Bo Nix and his 32.08 points on the bench.  Trash Pandas are so confident in their team that they started Stef Diggs, even though he was on IR.  The Football Gods scoff at that kind of behavior and they will use Hair Bear to smite them this week.  The Yaks could have started a TE that was on IR and that guy would have had more receiving yards than Ty Conklin.  This is what happens when you keep trying to start a goalie at TE.  Shock Value is the beneficiary and will stomp all over the Yaks this week.  Liq-ourballs is taking on nWo who as of 12:46 is still starting Zeke Elliot, who didn’t even bother going to his game this week.   I assume they will correct their lineup, but I can’t see that team winning two games in a row anyway.  Don’t look now, but My Ball Zach Ertz has had two good games in a row, though they are only 1-1 in them.  They will continue their improved output this week and will take down Mad Dogs, who have won all 3 times they have scored at least 100 points and lost 4 of the 5 that they didn’t.