Guest of the League
Dirty Clams FFL Est. 2013
FFL: Offseason | NFL: Wildcard
1025100ALL
Happy Hygienist Mon Jan 6 5:38pm CT
Edited: Mon Jan 6 5:38pm CT

LOL!  Commish, great job this year!!  

MOFOS Mon Jan 6 3:13pm CT
I like second option for commish but 14 playoff teams and 11 FFL players. What about my Masters idea? 11 assigned golfers. Last place finisher is commish.
Commissioner Mon Jan 6 11:19am CT

Okay, I have shown my "math", Let me know what you think? No objections by Wednesday then pay me by the end of the week so I can pay the winners.   Don't delay, I have several texts from HH demanding his winnings ASAP so he can afford his bulk pricing on his Viagra perscription. :)  

 

Lastly, regarding next years Commissioner Selection, I think Kelly should be able to pick the commissioner as the winner of the league.   Another option would be to randomly select a Playoff Team for each owner and the Team that wins becomes the Commissioner...

Commissioner Mon Jan 6 11:12am CT
Team Name Final Standings Total Fees Paid to Date Total Due Playoff PayOut Final Winnings/Due     Finals Payouts
Tiger Hawk Tuah - Kelly Roberts 1 $270.00 $200.00 $70.00 $1,042.48 $972.48     1st 35%
Happy Hygienist - Larry Seitlin 2 $403.00 $200.00 $203.00 $744.63 $541.63     2nd 25%
Slow Start - Gregg Brummer 3 $234.00 $0.00 $234.00 $536.13 $302.13     3rd 18%
Whisker Biscuits - beghtol 4 $362.00 $200.00 $162.00 $387.21 $225.21     4th 13%
MOFOS - Joe Marr 5 $296.00 $200.00 $96.00 $148.93 $52.93     5th 5%
Road Apple Specials - Chris Barry 6 $214.00 $0.00 $214.00 $119.14 -$94.86     6th 4%
first and goal - Joe Garcia 7 $265.00 $0.00 $265.00 $0.00 -$265.00        
California Comet - JJ 8 $228.50 $200.00 $28.50 $0.00 -$28.50        
Wide Right - Mike Schubeck 9 $244.00 $0.00 $244.00 $0.00 -$244.00        
GrapplingFan - Bob Gallagher 10 $212.00 $200.00 $12.00 $0.00 -$12.00        
Bro Scro - Tony Slade 11 $250.00 $0.00 $250.00 $0.00 -$250.00        
FYI- I used the scoring of the losing teams on the week of elimination to determine there final standing for the Payoff purposes (meaning the loser with the higher total score finished higher) $2,978.50 $1,200.00 $1,778.50 $2,978.50 $1,200.00      

 

Commissioner Wed Jan 1 12:50pm CT
Boys. Happy New Years! Congrats to Kelly on a big victory in the Finals. The last week of games really were close. It was great to beat Mofos again! Happy had a great year!!! I’ll do the final accounting and send out invoices and prizes. Let’s hope 2025 brings Dirty home. Rumor has it he made the finals of his new, relegated league, so he may be ready to rejoin us.(I also heard he might get kicked out for picking a fight with the commissioner…)
MOFOS Mon Dec 30 10:00am CT
Good battle Happy and HT. Congrats to you both. Since we agreed champ does not have to be commish, any volunteers,
If not, I say we assign 1-11 best odds golfers competing in Masters or K Derby and loser is commish. Happy NY to all.
Happy Hygienist Sun Dec 29 6:54pm CT
Edited: Sun Dec 29 8:42pm CT

Great fun year!! Not agreeing to let Tiger HT  pick up a QB would have NOT have mattered!  Top two picks out and  players sucking doomed me!!

Happy Hygienist Sat Dec 28 9:06pm CT
I Change my mind about letting HT pick up a QB!!
Happy Hygienist Sat Dec 28 9:05pm CT
I Change my mind about letting HT pick up a QB!!
Happy Hygienist Sat Dec 28 4:09pm CT
I LOVE Lad!!