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If You Ain't First You're Last Est. 2020
FFL: Week 5 | NFL: Week 5
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Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Sun Oct 6 9:00am CT
Doing the best I can with the crap I have. Can't trade my 1 30 point scorer for someones bench player. So if nobody wants to trade I'll just play what I have. No biggie
La Flama Blanca Sun Oct 6 8:50am CT
You need to offer more. There’s a rb premium to pay.
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Sun Oct 6 8:32am CT
RB that can score 10 points consistently
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! Sun Oct 6 8:03am CT
dollar menu ?
La Flama Blanca Sun Oct 6 8:01am CT
Like what are you looking for? It might help people know what to expect
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Sun Oct 6 7:43am CT
Or a QB
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Sun Oct 6 7:40am CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Antonio Gibson RB NE
  • Alec Pierce WR IND

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! Thu Oct 3 8:00pm CT
Damn Alfred lol
La Flama Blanca Thu Oct 3 7:33pm CT
But that Higgins lol
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Thu Oct 3 12:03pm CT
Shake and bake, I need a good RB check my lineup to see if there's any good for ya.
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Thu Oct 3 12:00pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Tee Higgins WR CIN

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back
G.O.A.T. Getters Wed Oct 2 9:59pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Amari Cooper WR CLE
  • Darnell Mooney WR ATL
  • George Kittle TE SF

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back
  • Wide Receiver

Send offers if interested

Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet Wed Oct 2 5:15pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Kyler Murray QB ARI

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back

Looking for a RB for Kyler Murray. Hit me up.

La Flama Blanca Sun Sep 22 11:52am CT
Trade away guys
Multiple Scoregasms Sun Sep 22 10:55am CT
Yes sir, trades have always been allowed in this league.
Grandpa Stingers Sun Sep 22 10:29am CT
I didn't think trades were allowed in this league.
G.O.A.T. Getters Sat Sep 21 10:31pm CT
I’m still waiting for someone to send me a trade lol
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby Sat Sep 21 8:06pm CT
Trading requires something of value so that leaves me out.
The Watch Dogs Sat Sep 21 6:23pm CT
I feel good with my trade
Multiple Scoregasms Sat Sep 21 6:13pm CT
Looks like the trading has started!!!
G.O.A.T. Getters Sun Sep 15 8:29pm CT
My whole team is on the block open to any trade offers (make them good
Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet Sun Sep 15 8:16pm CT
Texans to the moon.
La Flama Blanca Sun Sep 15 7:59pm CT
Where he should be!! Lol
The Watch Dogs Sun Sep 15 6:34pm CT
Ja’Marr is on the trade block
G.O.A.T. Getters Sun Sep 15 4:42pm CT
I got robbed
Fantasy Girl Sun Sep 15 4:31pm CT
U-11- dang!
G.O.A.T. Getters Sat Sep 14 12:32pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • George Kittle TE SF
  • Christian McCaffrey RB SF
  • Amari Cooper WR CLE

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back
  • Wide Receiver
Fantasy Girl Tue Sep 10 8:50am CT
Good game Hillside!
Commissioner Tue Sep 10 6:53am CT
Good morning guys, week 1 is in the books! The wavier wire opens today, pick up order is determined from worst to first for priority. In case of a tie, it goes to total points. Waivers will run over Wednesday night into Thursday morning, I believe around 5:00 am. For waivers you can add up to 2 players. Remember you can roster 20 players, so your first 2 picks you do not have to drop. Now Thursday at noon starts the free for all for add/drop players, you can pick up and drop freely here, up to 5 total transactions a week! Lastly remember no more than 4 total Qbs on your roster and there is no IR. If you have any questions about this please don't hesitate to reach out!
G.O.A.T. Getters Mon Sep 9 6:04pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Adam Thielen WR CAR
  • Christian Watson WR GB
  • George Kittle TE SF

Positions Needed:

  • Running Back
  • Wide Receiver
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! Mon Sep 9 2:20pm CT

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Jordan Love QB GB
  • James Cook RB BUF
  • Cooper Kupp WR LAR
  • Brian Robinson Jr. RB WAS

Positions Needed:

  • Quarterback
  • Running Back
  • Wide Receiver
Commissioner Thu Sep 5 12:44pm CT
Happy Thursday guys! It's finally a-pun us, Football time is here. Don't forget not only is there a Thursday game, but also a Friday game, make sure if you have any players in these games get those players in your lineups before the start of those games. Good luck everyone and enjoy the league!
Commissioner Mon Sep 2 5:38pm CT

Happy Labor Day League!

I want to first start off by saying, thank you to each and everyone of you, this past weekend was a blast.

This was a lot of fun! There are already rumors that we may be 50 teams strong next year! We shall see.

Don't forget as voted on over the weekend, we will no long not have a bye week on week 14, wee 14 will now be open play, meaning owners will set their lineups as usual, and amongst your 10 team conference the top 5 scoring teams will get a win that week and the 5 lowest scores will take a loss. ( No head to head that week) 

All rosters are in, please look them over and make sure I did not make any mistakes. I have pictures of all 3 draft boards, if any of you guys would like to have them please reach out. Waivers will not start until after week 1. I will send out correspondence explaining the Wavier Wire rules. As always guys if you have an y questions please don't hesitate to reach out!

Commissioner Mon Aug 12 8:34am CT
Good morning league.
 
The Picks are in.  Below are the results from our draft pull yesterday.
Don't forget the draft is on August 31st at our house 
5100 Sea Fossil Dr Huntingtown MD 20639
Please let me know if you have any questions.
 
 
Shake and Bake Division: ( Early Draft 12:00 Pm) 
 
1.Lets Talk About Sacks Baby
2.Dude, Where's My Coffee
3. LOX
4. Help Me Tom Cruise
5. Wildcats
6. Hillside Stranglers
7. Fantasy Girl
8. Taco Terriers
9. Pollard Greens
10. The Return of Lil Enos
 
 
Ricky Bobby Division: ( Mid-Day Draft Aprx 3:00)
 
  1. G.O.A.T Getters
  2. Hairy Mandinga
  3. U-11 Pee Wee's
  4. Tremendously Big Tremendously Wet
  5. High Flyers
  6. Don't Touchdown There
  7. CedGreat
  8. RVT Express
  9. 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci
  10. Show Stoppers
 
 
I'm To Drunk To Tast This Fried Chicken Division ( Late Draft Aprx 6:30)
 
  1. Fantastic Spastics
  2. Defending Champ
  3. F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones
  4. The Watch Dogs
  5. Twat Swatters
  6. 4th and O' Shit
  7. Awesome Abby
  8. Multiple Scoregasms
  9. Off To Grandmas
  10. What's Football
 
 
I Piss Excellence  ( Online Draft September 2nd 8:00PM EST)
 
  1. Zoomies
  2. Grandpa's Stingers
  3. SoulFinger
  4. LaFlama Blanca
  5. Legend and Dr Harwood Strike Back
  6. Deebo's Dominators
  7. Hold Muh D
  8. Fox Superflex Swole Beefcakes
  9. Bridge Four
  10. Born 4 Greatness
              
Commissioner Tue Jul 23 9:11am CT
Edited: Tue Jul 23 11:43am CT by Commissioner
Good morning, League,
 
We are about 2 weeks away from the draft position pull scheduled for Sunday, August 11th at 4:30 pm EST. I will have a few members of the league present for the pull.  If you want to attend via Teams meeting, the link is below.  Everyone else, please don't forget I will be contacting you by phone call to declare your pick once you name is drawn.  If I am unable to reach you, you will be skipped, and I will try again after the next pick is made. If I can’t reach you again,  you will receive the remaining pick at the end of the draft pull.
 
If you know you won't be available for the draft pull phone call, please reach out and let know the order of picks you would like in advance.
 
If you haven't paid your entry fee or made arrangements with me, please get those in.
 
As always, I have an open line if you have any questions about anything, please reach out!
 
 
Thanks
Chuck and Christy.
240-577-9665
Commissioner Fri May 24 10:08am CT
Edited: Sun Jun 23 10:46am CT by Commissioner

Good morning Guys and Gals,

All matchups for the regular season have been set weeks 1-13.

Everyone should play each team in there on division and the teams in the other division once.

If anyone sees any error please let me know, that was alot to enter, easily could have made a mistake.

Draft order pulls will be on Sunday August 25th at 3:00, this is done derby style, I will also need a couple members of the league to stop by and witness the draft pull, everyone else can participate on a Teams meeting.

Im am shooting for having the online draft the same day August 25th at 7:00 Pm.

The In person Drafts will be on Saturday August 31st, Starting at Noon.

Let me know if you have any questions!

Multiple Scoregasms Wed May 22 8:06am CT
Good morning League,
 
I will be manually setting the schedules soon,
Is everyone good in the live drafts with your drafting time slot? If not let me know so I can try and move you.
Speak Now or Hold Your Piece. 
 
Please let me know if you have any questions.
 
Thanks
Chuck and Christy
240-577-9665
[email protected]
Commissioner Mon May 20 12:51pm CT
Hey guys and gals, league rules and bi laws just emailed out, please let me know if you didn’t receive them.
Commissioner Thu May 16 1:16pm CT

Good afternoon Guys and Gals,

Divisions have been set, that took a minute! 

Please look over the divisions.

The Early Draft Starts at 12:30  that is the ( Shake and Bake Division)

The 2nd draft starts at 3:30 that is the ( Ricky Bobby Division)

The last draft starts at 6:30 that is the ( I'm To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Division)

I have one more team name to get, then I will get the draft boards ordered.

Please let me know if you have any questions. Rules and Bi-Laws coming soon.

 

Grandpa Stingers Wed May 15 12:34pm CT
My team name will remain the same as previous years. Grandpa Stingers is just fine.
Commissioner Wed May 15 11:42am CT
Good afternoon league,
 
It is that time of year again, and I am really excited about this season! Not only we expanded to 40 teams, but we also have 3 of my closest friends back in the league again. 
 
The reason for the email, is to make sure everyone has accessed the Platform ( RT Sports) and everyone has set their team names, so I can order the drafts boards.  They take 6-8 weeks to receive. 
 
Myself and the lovely co-commissioner are currently revising the rules, and will have those sent out in the next week or shortly there after. Anyone who wants to get their entry fee in now, you can use Zelle, PayPal, Cash App and Venmo, just please let me know prior to sending. I would like to welcome everyone back, as well as the new owners.  If anyone has any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out.
 
Thanks
Chuck and Christy
240-577-9665