Edited: Tue Sep 9 9:48am ET
The product I'm peddling this week is The Rattler, The Rattlesnake himself. Before you dismiss him, please consider Rattler's place in New Orleans Saints history:
Archie Manning = Theodore Roosevelt: Modern American/Saints legend. Big Personality, Big Policy/Play. His legacy lived on through his relative/sons.
Aaron Brooks = Calvin Coolidge: Steady President/QB during a relatively prosperous time for America/Saints. Nothing compared to what comes after, but at the time this was good enough.
Sean Payton = Franklin Delano Roosevelt: One of the most consequential figures in American/Saints history. Took America/Saints from a regional/divisional entity to global/leaguewide dominance.
Drew Brees = Dwight D. Eisenhower: Built the road that pushed America/Saints to new heights, bringing super power status/a championship home.
Spencer Rattler = John F. Kennedy: Camelot. Beautiful. A Prodigy. Built For This. Well known in his youth, maybe some youthful exuberance, but matured into a man that made The Dream come true.
Special Extra!
Tyler Shough/William Henry Harrison: Died/Career ended early. Too old! Never got to govern/play. They say he died in his sleep, but I heard he was secretly shot by some ol' Irish bloke named Kennedy off a curse from Tecumsah
(I don't think Shough had done anything to the Native American community, but I don't know him personally!)
Edited: Tue Sep 9 9:03am ET
I hate it. Josh Downs pushed me to this. Cedric Tillman, you have been promoted! Why won't these damn rookie WRs grow up already... :/
At least the prodigal son Darnell has returned home. There was a full moon on Sunday so it's understandable he was unavailable.
If Warren & Fannin are "TEs", I demand Cedric Tillman be listed as a TE immediately!
Edited: Mon Sep 8 8:50am ET
Alright, I tried to break the door down into to KR's facility for Fannin, but I was stiff-armed.
All I'm going to say about it now is I think it's fucked up these fakes like Warren and Fannin are lying to the people calling themselves TEs. I hate TEs, they're like pineapple on pizza, so if I knew they weren't actually that I would've just taken them myself. Very unfair! Someone needs to do something about this.
