Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 6-2 | 1173.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 1 |
 | LOX | 6-2 | 1308.40 | 0.988 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 4-4 | 1174.00 | 0.926 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 3 |
 | Pollard Greens | 3-5 | 1264.80 | 0.902 | 6 | 3 | 10 | 4 |
 | Wildcats | 6-2 | 1368.55 | 0.893 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 5-3 | 1187.75 | 0.856 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 3-5 | 1114.35 | 0.668 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 2-6 | 1055.25 | 0.644 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 5 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 3-5 | 1092.80 | 0.561 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 10 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 2-6 | 1109.95 | 0.535 | 10 | 8 | 5 | 9 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 7-1 | 1321.75 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 5-3 | 1246.30 | 0.925 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
 | Show Stoppers | 4-4 | 1167.70 | 0.886 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 3-5 | 1173.05 | 0.873 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 1 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 4-4 | 1304.70 | 0.861 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 7 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 6-2 | 1167.55 | 0.806 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 3-5 | 1058.75 | 0.692 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 4 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 3-5 | 1030.40 | 0.671 | 7 | 10 | 9 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 3-5 | 1070.85 | 0.616 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 9 |
 | CedGreat | 2-6 | 1037.40 | 0.476 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 6-2 | 1366.50 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 5-3 | 1197.40 | 0.987 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 7-1 | 1360.00 | 0.985 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
 | Born4Greatness | 3-5 | 1124.70 | 0.770 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
 | Soul Finger | 7-1 | 1163.65 | 0.755 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-5 | 1148.30 | 0.733 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 2-6 | 1059.10 | 0.642 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 6 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 3-5 | 1015.05 | 0.618 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 |
 | HoldMuhD | 2-6 | 984.35 | 0.470 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 2-6 | 887.00 | 0.376 | 10 | 10 | 4 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 7-1 | 1342.95 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 6-2 | 1303.75 | 0.993 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-1 | 1271.70 | 0.901 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 3-5 | 1143.40 | 0.731 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 5 |
 | Defending Champion | 6-2 | 1167.70 | 0.717 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 8 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 4-4 | 1122.10 | 0.656 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-8 | 1084.80 | 0.610 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 3 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 2-6 | 1136.50 | 0.571 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 2-6 | 1023.10 | 0.447 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
 | Awesome Abby | 3-5 | 1051.25 | 0.441 | 7 | 9 | 4 | 10 |
