Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Pollard Greens | 1-0 | 213.75 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
 | LOX | 1-0 | 164.65 | 0.852 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Wildcats | 1-0 | 140.70 | 0.809 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 1-0 | 159.65 | 0.767 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | Taco Terriers | 1-0 | 135.30 | 0.716 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-1 | 133.30 | 0.537 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-1 | 127.80 | 0.389 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 10 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 0-1 | 121.50 | 0.378 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-1 | 118.05 | 0.372 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 0-1 | 112.65 | 0.349 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 7 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-0 | 177.15 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 1-0 | 162.85 | 0.838 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
 | CedGreat | 1-0 | 138.40 | 0.806 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-1 | 171.65 | 0.701 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 1-0 | 129.55 | 0.699 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-0 | 129.50 | 0.616 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 8 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-1 | 126.60 | 0.491 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 5 |
 | High Flyers | 0-1 | 127.55 | 0.396 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 0-1 | 126.45 | 0.393 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 7 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-1 | 93.65 | 0.253 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | La Flama Blanca | 1-0 | 191.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-0 | 160.75 | 0.887 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 3 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 1-0 | 137.95 | 0.824 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 1-0 | 159.00 | 0.824 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
 | Soul Finger | 1-0 | 118.40 | 0.623 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 0-1 | 135.45 | 0.513 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 0-1 | 128.00 | 0.466 | 8 | 7 | 2 | 6 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-1 | 134.90 | 0.410 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 10 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-1 | 127.45 | 0.395 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-1 | 117.35 | 0.309 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Watch Dogs | 1-0 | 171.45 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
 | What's Football? | 1-0 | 156.30 | 0.949 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
 | Twat Swatters | 1-0 | 171.30 | 0.880 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 1-0 | 153.85 | 0.733 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 7 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-1 | 151.95 | 0.691 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 3 |
 | Awesome Abby | 1-0 | 138.25 | 0.621 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 9 |
 | Defending Champion | 0-1 | 137.90 | 0.585 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-1 | 134.15 | 0.498 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-1 | 118.50 | 0.417 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-1 | 98.90 | 0.306 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 10 |
