Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.925 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.841 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.780 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | LOX | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.721 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | Pollard Greens | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.660 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.602 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.547 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.463 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 9 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.154 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 1 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.940 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.877 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 3 |
 | CedGreat | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.822 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 4 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.758 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.702 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.636 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.580 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.500 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.429 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 1 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.944 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 2 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.887 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 3 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.832 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 4 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.776 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.716 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 6 |
 | Soul Finger | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.652 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 7 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.587 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Zoomies | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.506 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.419 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Awesome Abby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
| The Watch Dogs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.917 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.848 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.788 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 4 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.721 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.667 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 6 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.612 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.559 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.494 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 9 |
 | Defending Champion | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.424 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
