Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 6-4 | 1499.50 | 1.000 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
 | LOX | 7-3 | 1586.15 | 0.979 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Wildcats | 7-3 | 1690.95 | 0.957 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 4-6 | 1470.75 | 0.892 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 4 |
 | Taco Terriers | 8-2 | 1455.95 | 0.844 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 5-5 | 1378.25 | 0.785 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 7 |
 | Pollard Greens | 4-6 | 1561.95 | 0.743 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 10 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 3-7 | 1429.90 | 0.723 | 10 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 3-7 | 1377.00 | 0.630 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 3-7 | 1284.35 | 0.559 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 9 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 9-1 | 1634.60 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 5-5 | 1575.65 | 0.942 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 1 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 7-3 | 1573.60 | 0.889 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 6-4 | 1456.05 | 0.834 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
 | Show Stoppers | 5-5 | 1456.70 | 0.656 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 4-6 | 1384.90 | 0.637 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 5-5 | 1361.90 | 0.629 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 7 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 4-6 | 1444.60 | 0.611 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 3-7 | 1334.60 | 0.599 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 5 |
 | CedGreat | 2-8 | 1260.55 | 0.430 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 8-2 | 1780.35 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 6-4 | 1524.05 | 0.899 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 2 |
 | Born4Greatness | 4-6 | 1387.95 | 0.751 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
 | Soul Finger | 8-2 | 1434.95 | 0.746 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 7-3 | 1607.00 | 0.743 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 7 |
 | Zoomies | 4-6 | 1322.60 | 0.720 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 4 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-7 | 1427.70 | 0.616 | 9 | 5 | 7 | 6 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 4-6 | 1259.10 | 0.514 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
 | HoldMuhD | 3-7 | 1243.80 | 0.460 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 3-7 | 1128.05 | 0.375 | 8 | 10 | 4 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 9-1 | 1723.40 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 6-4 | 1573.50 | 0.826 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 6-4 | 1488.60 | 0.811 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 5-5 | 1435.15 | 0.802 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
 | Defending Champion | 7-3 | 1471.35 | 0.750 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 8 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-3 | 1554.55 | 0.723 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 2-8 | 1389.45 | 0.665 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 4 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 3-7 | 1420.20 | 0.601 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 |
 | Awesome Abby | 3-7 | 1276.80 | 0.491 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 9 |
 | What's Football? | 2-8 | 1258.00 | 0.431 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
