Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 7-2 | 1315.50 | 1.000 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 1 |
 | LOX | 7-2 | 1481.60 | 0.969 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 4-5 | 1342.50 | 0.911 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 3 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 6-3 | 1388.80 | 0.848 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
 | Pollard Greens | 3-6 | 1412.95 | 0.795 | 7 | 3 | 9 | 7 |
 | Wildcats | 6-3 | 1521.50 | 0.789 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 3-6 | 1296.40 | 0.717 | 9 | 7 | 5 | 4 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 3-6 | 1228.10 | 0.671 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 5 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 4-5 | 1244.10 | 0.653 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 2-7 | 1159.15 | 0.509 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 5-4 | 1458.90 | 1.000 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 6-3 | 1442.40 | 0.987 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 8-1 | 1495.65 | 0.964 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 6-3 | 1320.95 | 0.907 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
 | Show Stoppers | 4-5 | 1294.90 | 0.795 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
 | High Flyers | 3-6 | 1205.75 | 0.721 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 3 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 4-5 | 1333.20 | 0.711 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 9 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 4-5 | 1225.30 | 0.649 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 8 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 3-6 | 1191.15 | 0.613 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 2-7 | 1159.70 | 0.451 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 7-2 | 1551.85 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 6-3 | 1388.75 | 0.962 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 7-2 | 1493.65 | 0.840 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 3-6 | 1192.10 | 0.716 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 4 |
 | Born4Greatness | 3-6 | 1254.10 | 0.694 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
 | Soul Finger | 7-2 | 1305.20 | 0.669 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-6 | 1293.40 | 0.658 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 4-5 | 1170.00 | 0.545 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 10 |
 | HoldMuhD | 2-7 | 1106.90 | 0.495 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 3-6 | 1017.25 | 0.446 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 8-1 | 1556.55 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 6-3 | 1457.20 | 0.900 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 2 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 4-5 | 1315.95 | 0.771 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-2 | 1419.10 | 0.765 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | Defending Champion | 7-2 | 1332.15 | 0.762 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 7 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 5-4 | 1299.75 | 0.695 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 4 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 1-8 | 1250.80 | 0.566 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 5 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 2-7 | 1281.05 | 0.500 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 8 |
 | What's Football? | 2-7 | 1141.60 | 0.435 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
 | Awesome Abby | 3-6 | 1163.45 | 0.417 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 10 |
