Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.928 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.852 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.783 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | LOX | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.726 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.661 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.607 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
 | Pollard Greens | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.553 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 8 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.466 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 9 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.157 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 1 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.932 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.871 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 3 |
 | CedGreat | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.813 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 4 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.750 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.697 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 6 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.629 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.576 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.488 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.427 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 1 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.945 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 2 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.892 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 3 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.828 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 4 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.772 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 5 |
 | Soul Finger | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.702 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 6 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.640 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 7 |
 | Zoomies | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.555 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.469 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 9 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.209 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Awesome Abby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
| The Watch Dogs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.907 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.849 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.788 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 4 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.718 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.665 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 6 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.610 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.556 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.495 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 9 |
 | Defending Champion | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.422 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
