Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 2-0 | 342.30 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | LOX | 2-0 | 330.40 | 0.925 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
 | Pollard Greens | 1-1 | 360.80 | 0.796 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 1-1 | 287.15 | 0.783 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 3 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 2-0 | 319.50 | 0.722 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 8 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 1-1 | 273.95 | 0.614 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 5 |
 | Taco Terriers | 1-1 | 276.15 | 0.603 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 7 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-2 | 277.75 | 0.545 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 6 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-2 | 248.55 | 0.376 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 9 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-2 | 238.85 | 0.305 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 2-0 | 332.10 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 1-1 | 345.05 | 0.995 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 1 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 1-1 | 326.55 | 0.829 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
 | CedGreat | 2-0 | 247.40 | 0.775 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 6 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-1 | 301.95 | 0.772 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
 | High Flyers | 1-1 | 308.60 | 0.749 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-1 | 246.25 | 0.587 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 7 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 1-1 | 240.05 | 0.518 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-2 | 299.65 | 0.454 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 9 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-2 | 202.35 | 0.327 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | La Flama Blanca | 2-0 | 357.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
 | Soul Finger | 2-0 | 284.30 | 0.919 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 1-1 | 307.70 | 0.902 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 1-1 | 308.65 | 0.887 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 2-0 | 280.35 | 0.831 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
 | Born4Greatness | 1-1 | 281.95 | 0.673 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 8 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-1 | 279.30 | 0.663 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | Zoomies | 0-2 | 256.70 | 0.516 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 6 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-2 | 271.10 | 0.436 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 10 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-2 | 222.95 | 0.369 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 2-0 | 337.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
 | What's Football? | 1-1 | 313.35 | 0.901 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| The Watch Dogs | 1-1 | 290.65 | 0.800 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 2-0 | 307.10 | 0.748 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 9 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-2 | 302.55 | 0.667 | 8 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
 | Defending Champion | 1-1 | 290.15 | 0.656 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
 | Awesome Abby | 2-0 | 282.40 | 0.639 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 10 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-1 | 263.90 | 0.638 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 5 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-2 | 260.90 | 0.472 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-2 | 258.85 | 0.410 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 8 |
