Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 5-0 | 927.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | LOX | 4-1 | 847.20 | 0.901 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 3-2 | 686.00 | 0.733 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 2-3 | 705.35 | 0.721 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 4 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 4-1 | 762.30 | 0.700 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 8 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 1-4 | 714.85 | 0.639 | 9 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
 | Pollard Greens | 2-3 | 774.00 | 0.637 | 6 | 3 | 8 | 9 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 1-4 | 657.85 | 0.528 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 1-4 | 640.40 | 0.504 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 6 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 2-3 | 694.10 | 0.483 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 5-0 | 829.50 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 4-1 | 744.45 | 0.819 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 2-3 | 802.30 | 0.798 | 5 | 2 | 9 | 3 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 4-1 | 790.85 | 0.769 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | Show Stoppers | 3-2 | 754.30 | 0.748 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 4 |
 | CedGreat | 2-3 | 643.30 | 0.564 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 5 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-4 | 745.75 | 0.523 | 10 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-3 | 680.65 | 0.518 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 1-4 | 666.35 | 0.439 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 9 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 1-4 | 634.85 | 0.381 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 4-1 | 878.25 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 3-2 | 754.70 | 0.868 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 5-0 | 834.25 | 0.799 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 |
 | Soul Finger | 4-1 | 773.85 | 0.729 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-3 | 712.75 | 0.704 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 3 |
 | Bridge Four | 2-3 | 714.10 | 0.694 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 1-4 | 670.95 | 0.631 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 4 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-4 | 620.50 | 0.509 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 6 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 2-3 | 622.25 | 0.497 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 9 |
 | HoldMuhD | 1-4 | 604.75 | 0.348 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 5-0 | 832.75 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 3-2 | 777.05 | 0.916 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
 | Defending Champion | 3-2 | 749.05 | 0.801 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 4-1 | 799.60 | 0.797 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 2-3 | 695.85 | 0.664 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 4 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 3-2 | 703.85 | 0.663 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
 | Awesome Abby | 3-2 | 732.35 | 0.579 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 10 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-5 | 671.15 | 0.515 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-4 | 659.65 | 0.455 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 8 |
 | What's Football? | 1-4 | 684.95 | 0.436 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
