Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.921 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.843 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.781 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | LOX | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.720 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | Pollard Greens | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.657 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.603 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.548 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.463 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 9 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.154 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 1 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.938 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.872 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 3 |
 | CedGreat | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.819 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 4 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.755 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.700 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.633 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.578 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 8 |
 | High Flyers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.488 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.428 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Bridge Four | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.943 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 2 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.889 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 3 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.835 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 4 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.778 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 5 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.717 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 6 |
 | Soul Finger | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.656 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 7 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.589 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Zoomies | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.504 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.420 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Awesome Abby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
| The Watch Dogs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.915 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.845 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.783 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 4 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.730 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.666 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 6 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.610 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.558 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.493 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 9 |
 | Defending Champion | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.420 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
