Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Wildcats | 4-0 | 712.85 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | LOX | 4-0 | 685.45 | 0.936 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 3-1 | 606.20 | 0.740 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
 | Taco Terriers | 2-2 | 536.35 | 0.658 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 4 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 1-3 | 542.25 | 0.634 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 3 |
 | Pollard Greens | 1-3 | 625.80 | 0.634 | 6 | 3 | 10 | 7 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 1-3 | 565.05 | 0.594 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 2-2 | 570.35 | 0.524 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 10 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 1-3 | 515.00 | 0.444 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 1-3 | 501.40 | 0.392 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 4-0 | 634.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 2-2 | 661.60 | 0.891 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 2 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 3-1 | 575.55 | 0.791 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 3-1 | 621.25 | 0.751 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7 |
 | Show Stoppers | 2-2 | 589.50 | 0.618 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 8 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 1-3 | 578.55 | 0.616 | 9 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
 | CedGreat | 2-2 | 504.55 | 0.582 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 5 |
 | High Flyers | 1-3 | 534.25 | 0.541 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-2 | 521.25 | 0.503 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 9 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 0-4 | 478.10 | 0.330 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 3-1 | 695.80 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 4-0 | 682.85 | 0.950 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
 | Soul Finger | 4-0 | 644.95 | 0.876 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-2 | 594.00 | 0.851 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 2-2 | 590.75 | 0.733 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 |
 | Zoomies | 1-3 | 503.15 | 0.629 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 5 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-3 | 546.05 | 0.582 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-3 | 471.70 | 0.497 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 7 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 2-2 | 492.80 | 0.477 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 10 |
 | HoldMuhD | 0-4 | 478.90 | 0.389 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 9 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Twat Swatters | 4-0 | 647.95 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 3-1 | 645.30 | 0.937 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | Defending Champion | 2-2 | 592.45 | 0.759 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 3-1 | 609.75 | 0.738 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
 | What's Football? | 1-3 | 562.95 | 0.679 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 3 |
 | Awesome Abby | 3-1 | 591.00 | 0.664 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 9 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-2 | 555.50 | 0.655 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 1-3 | 529.80 | 0.528 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 6 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-3 | 536.25 | 0.469 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-4 | 506.50 | 0.428 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 7 |
