Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | *Miami Dolphins 3 $250 | 1-0 | 175.25 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Ferocious Pelicans D1 | 1-0 | 151.10 | 0.917 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Ballbusters 60 | 1-0 | 126.85 | 0.750 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 6 |
 | Canal Rat | 1-0 | 126.40 | 0.745 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
 | Angry Hosers | 0-1 | 139.45 | 0.717 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 3 |
 | Guns of Hochuli | 1-0 | 121.35 | 0.668 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 7 |
 | Some Are Chosen | 1-0 | 109.95 | 0.540 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 10 |
 | High Octane | 0-1 | 109.40 | 0.521 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 4 |
 | Bobby Boucher Jr. | 0-1 | 110.50 | 0.401 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 11 |
 | Wanker's | 0-1 | 112.80 | 0.393 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 12 |
 | South Harmon | 0-1 | 107.80 | 0.385 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 9 |
 | Purdy Balls* | 0-1 | 98.55 | 0.372 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 8 |
