Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Patssuck7 | 1-0 | 145.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | Banff Bears | 1-0 | 136.70 | 0.975 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 1-0 | 128.65 | 0.951 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
 | Space Donkeys | 1-0 | 143.20 | 0.941 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
 | Starvin' Marvin | 1-0 | 119.55 | 0.722 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 7 |
 | Angry Hosers | 0-1 | 136.45 | 0.716 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 5 |
 | Perpetually 7th | 1-0 | 116.95 | 0.671 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 8 |
 | Kackling Hyena | 0-1 | 132.00 | 0.657 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 6 |
 | Weird Science | 0-1 | 120.75 | 0.473 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 11 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 0-1 | 90.20 | 0.420 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
 | Smokley | 0-1 | 87.55 | 0.412 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 9 |
 | Internal Consulting | 0-1 | 87.25 | 0.278 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 12 |
