Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Angry Hosers | 6-2 | 1167.50 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 1 |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 7-1 | 1153.80 | 0.905 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
 | Perpetually 7th | 6-2 | 1027.60 | 0.875 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 2 |
 | Starvin' Marvin | 4-4 | 1099.30 | 0.837 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
 | Patssuck7 | 7-1 | 1089.40 | 0.833 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 7 |
 | Banff Bears | 4-4 | 1015.20 | 0.718 | 7 | 9 | 3 | 4 |
 | Space Donkeys | 3-5 | 1106.15 | 0.646 | 8 | 3 | 10 | 11 |
 | Kackling Hyena | 3-5 | 1057.15 | 0.631 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 9 |
 | Weird Science | 4-4 | 1021.30 | 0.607 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 10 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 3-5 | 981.00 | 0.561 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 |
 | Smokley | 1-7 | 898.20 | 0.557 | 11 | 11 | 9 | 5 |
 | Internal Consulting | 0-8 | 624.35 | 0.291 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
