1. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | BDBalls Deep
| 83.3 | 341 | 20.06 | 14.00 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
2. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | WUWin Ugly
| 82.4 | 329 | 19.35 | 20.00 | 18 | 28 | 20 |
3. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | MomYour Mom
| 78.3 | 308 | 18.12 | 20.67 | 32 | 10 | 20 |
4. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | LnLLock and Load
| 81.6 | 290 | 17.06 | 15.33 | 22 | 14 | 18 |
5. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | SoaTSystem of a Touchdown
| 81.8 | 289 | 17.00 | 23.33 | 24 | 14 | 6 |
6. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | HEHurricane Ed
| 65.6 | 280 | 16.47 | 12.00 | 6 | 12 | 48 |
7. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | TDTaz Devils
| 83.2 | 263 | 15.47 | 12.33 | 20 | 9 | 24 |
8. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | WUWin Ugly
| 38.0 | 263 | 15.47 | 5.00 | 4 | 2 | 20 |
9. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 14.8 | 262 | 15.41 | 28.67 | 30 | 20 | 2 |
10. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | DZOLDiamond Dogs
| 69.5 | 257 | 15.12 | 16.67 | 6 | 18 | 6 |
11. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | BIBumbling Idiots
| 40.1 | 255 | 15.00 | 17.33 | 2 | 36 | 46 |
12. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | FPOHThe Fresh Prince of Helaire
| 41.5 | 254 | 14.94 | 12.00 | 20 | 2 | 24 |
13. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | TDTaz Devils
| 18.2 | 251 | 14.76 | 20.00 | 2 | 24 | 8 |
14. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | ABoNA Bunch of Nothin
| 18.6 | 244 | 14.35 | 16.00 | 36 | 4 | 10 |
15. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | BIBumbling Idiots
| 16.6 | 243 | 14.29 | 10.00 | 16 | 8 | 4 |
16. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | HSLet's go Brandon!
| 53.8 | 238 | 14.00 | 20.67 | 36 | 20 | 18 |
17. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | SllaSllabgib
| 58.5 | 232 | 13.65 | 12.00 | 12 | 4 | 12 |
18. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | DZOLDiamond Dogs
| 13.7 | 224 | 13.18 | 4.00 | 4 | 6 | 14 |
19. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | BDBalls Deep
| 13.1 | 220 | 12.94 | 8.00 | 4 | 14 | 2 |
20. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | ABoNA Bunch of Nothin
| 17.4 | 220 | 12.94 | 5.33 | 2 | 12 | 8 |
21. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | FPOHThe Fresh Prince of Helaire
| 24.9 | 212 | 12.47 | 8.00 | 8 | 2 | 14 |
22. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | SllaSllabgib
| 14.2 | 212 | 12.47 | 16.67 | 26 | 4 | 14 |
23. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 11.1 | 209 | 12.29 | 16.67 | 16 | 28 | 14 |
24. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | LnLLock and Load
| 16.1 | 205 | 12.06 | 16.67 | 10 | 24 | 8 |
25. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | MomYour Mom
| 8.6 | 203 | 11.94 | 12.67 | 6 | 26 | 16 |
26. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | HEHurricane Ed
| 29.2 | 202 | 11.88 | 10.00 | 20 | 4 | 30 |
27. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | PoPPackage of Pain
| 42.9 | 189 | 11.12 | 10.00 | 16 | 6 | 4 |
28. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | PoPPackage of Pain
| 3.8 | 179 | 10.53 | 5.33 | 2 | 6 | 22 |
29. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | SoaTSystem of a Touchdown
| 6.9 | 162 | 9.53 | 11.33 | 16 | 8 | 6 |
30. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 2.2 | 154 | 9.06 | 3.33 | 4 | 6 | 0 |
31. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 5.2 | 150 | 8.82 | 4.67 | 2 | 8 | 14 |
32. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | HSLet's go Brandon!
| 2.6 | 148 | 8.71 | 8.00 | 6 | 2 | 18 |