1. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | IJWTIn Jaboo We Trust
| 81.3 | 130 | 7.65 | 4.67 | 3 | 1 | -1 |
2. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | PPFear tha Pimps
| 80.3 | 117 | 6.88 | 6.67 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
3. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | FPHFightin' Possum Hounds
| 76.7 | 110 | 6.47 | 8.67 | 13 | 4 | 6 |
4. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 64.1 | 109 | 6.41 | 3.67 | 0 | 5 | 16 |
5. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | TMASCobra Kai: Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy
| 79.1 | 105 | 6.18 | 6.00 | 11 | 5 | 8 |
6. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | SlapCrisco slapfight
| 78.6 | 101 | 5.94 | 7.67 | 7 | 5 | 1 |
7. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 35.2 | 101 | 5.94 | 8.33 | 1 | 18 | 20 |
8. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 48.3 | 97 | 5.71 | 2.00 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
9. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | GirlYou're Getting Beat....By A Girl!
| 60.6 | 93 | 5.47 | 6.67 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
10. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | BFBizmo Funyuns
| 82.0 | 90 | 5.29 | 3.33 | 5 | 2 | 11 |
11. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | SXDKStill waiting for this guy to make his pick
| 65.5 | 90 | 5.29 | 5.33 | 2 | 6 | 2 |
12. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | NCHCThe Not So Champion Hills Champion
| 28.2 | 89 | 5.24 | 6.67 | 1 | 8 | 3 |
13. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 43.8 | 87 | 5.12 | 8.00 | 15 | 7 | 10 |
14. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 45.0 | 86 | 5.06 | 3.00 | 6 | -1 | 9 |
15. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 10.6 | 82 | 4.82 | 10.33 | 13 | 7 | 1 |
16. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | SXDKStill waiting for this guy to make his pick
| 31.9 | 81 | 4.76 | 3.33 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
17. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 23.0 | 79 | 4.65 | -0.33 | -1 | 1 | 6 |
18. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | NCHCThe Not So Champion Hills Champion
| 33.1 | 77 | 4.53 | 5.33 | 13 | 0 | 4 |
19. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | TMASCobra Kai: Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy
| 29.7 | 76 | 4.47 | 2.33 | 3 | -1 | 5 |
20. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 21.0 | 76 | 4.47 | 3.33 | 2 | 4 | -2 |
21. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | NCENorthside Check Exchange
| 23.3 | 75 | 4.41 | 4.67 | 7 | 0 | 4 |
22. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 17.1 | 75 | 4.41 | 7.67 | 8 | 13 | 5 |
23. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 26.9 | 75 | 4.41 | 2.00 | -1 | 6 | 2 |
24. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | WhopWhophlungpoo
| 21.8 | 71 | 4.18 | 6.00 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
25. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | NEWTNewton Boys
| 52.5 | 70 | 4.12 | 3.33 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
26. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | NEWTNewton Boys
| 13.3 | 68 | 4.00 | 3.67 | 1 | 9 | 5 |
27. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 29.6 | 67 | 3.94 | 3.33 | 6 | 2 | 12 |
28. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 6.9 | 65 | 3.82 | 2.00 | 1 | 3 | 11 |
29. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 12.9 | 56 | 3.29 | 4.67 | 7 | 3 | 3 |
30. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 5.4 | 51 | 3.00 | 2.33 | 3 | -1 | 4 |
31. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 4.0 | 48 | 2.82 | 1.00 | 1 | 2 | -2 |
32. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 9.8 | 40 | 2.35 | 0.00 | 1 | -1 | 5 |