Guest of the League
If You Ain't First You're Last Est. 2020
FFL: Week 1 | NFL: Week 1

Points

Shake and Bake

Death By Spider Monkey DivisionPointsBehind
Dude, where's my coffee22.10 
Hillside Stranglers15.80-6.30
Taco Terriers11.10-11.00
Fantasy Girl4.00-18.10
Help Me Tom Cruise!0.00-22.10

Shake and Bake

Magic Man DivisionPointsBehind
Wildcats39.85 
Pollard Greens19.05-20.80
Lil Enos Burdette8.00-31.85
Let's Talk About Sacks Baby3.00-36.85
LOX0.00-39.85

Ricky Bobby

8 Pound Six Ounce Baby Jesus DivisionPointsBehind
Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet48.15 
G.O.A.T. Getters18.60-29.55
(The) RVT Express15.80-32.35
CedGreat6.40-41.75
U-11 Pee Wee's0.00-48.15

Ricky Bobby

All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew DivisionPointsBehind
High Flyers30.15 
Show Stoppers16.40-13.75
Hairy Mandinga0.00-30.15
Don't Touchdown There0.00-30.15
3rd Best Member Of Jodeci0.00-30.15

I Piss Excellence

You Cant Have Two No.1s\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ DivisionPointsBehind
Deebo's Dominators23.80 
Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again!17.30-6.50
Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes10.60-13.20
Grandpa Stingers9.00-14.80
Born4Greatness6.40-17.40

I Piss Excellence

Yeah Cause That Would Be Eleven DivisionPointsBehind
Bridge Four30.85 
Zoomies26.45-4.40
HoldMuhD0.00-30.85
La Flama Blanca0.00-30.85
Soul Finger0.00-30.85

Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken

America Is All About Speed DivisionPointsBehind
Twat Swatters49.95 
Defending Champion17.30-32.65
The Watch Dogs10.60-39.35
What's Football?4.00-45.95
4th And O'Shit!3.40-46.55

Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken

Hot Nasty Badass Speed DivisionPointsBehind
F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones!28.05 
Awesome Abby18.80-9.25
Fantastic Spastics6.40-21.65
Off to Grandmas0.00-28.05
Multiple Scoregasms0.00-28.05