Guest of the League
Points
| Red Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Internal Consulting | 25.70 | |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 22.20 | -3.50 |
 | Perpetually 7th | 7.10 | -18.60 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 0.00 | -25.70 |
| Blue Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Angry Hosers | 73.40 | |
 | Space Donkeys | 43.70 | -29.70 |
 | Kackling Hyena | 35.80 | -37.60 |
 | Patssuck7 | 26.10 | -47.30 |
| White Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Banff Bears | 51.30 | |
 | Smokley | 18.80 | -32.50 |
 | Weird Science | 11.10 | -40.20 |
 | Starvin' Marvin | 0.00 | -51.30 |
