Guest of the League
Points
| South Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | CPCANES | 36 | |
 | Porno Mike | 10 | -26 |
 | For Kyren Out Loud | 8 | -28 |
 | This One Goes to 11 | 1 | -35 |
 | Guinessmen | 0 | -36 |
 | 2 Live Jews | 0 | -36 |
| North Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Team Adderall | 82 | |
 | Marky | 71 | -11 |
 | JB | 64 | -18 |
 | Team Fishizzle | 22 | -60 |
 | John | 8 | -74 |
 | Gang Green | 0 | -82 |
