Guest of the League
Points
| South Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | CPCANES | 27 | |
 | For Kyren Out Loud | 8 | -19 |
 | Porno Mike | 5 | -22 |
 | This One Goes to 11 | 1 | -26 |
 | Guinessmen | 0 | -27 |
 | 2 Live Jews | 0 | -27 |
| North Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Team Adderall | 58 | |
 | Marky | 56 | -2 |
 | JB | 53 | -5 |
 | John | 8 | -50 |
 | Team Fishizzle | 2 | -56 |
 | Gang Green | 0 | -58 |
