Guest of the League
Points
| South Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | CPCANES | 12 | |
 | Lights Out MoFo | 8 | -4 |
 | This One Goes to 11 | 1 | -11 |
 | Guinessmen | 0 | -12 |
 | Porno Mike | 0 | -12 |
 | 2 Live Jews | 0 | -12 |
| North Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | JB | 53 | |
 | Marky | 27 | -26 |
 | Team Adderall | 12 | -41 |
 | John | 8 | -45 |
 | Gang Green | 0 | -53 |
 | Team Fishizzle | 0 | -53 |
